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The Strange Worldview of Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag is an absolute anomaly, a conservative Christian sex bomb who models for Playboy and tweets Scripture. She is equally outspoken about her beliefs that the New World Order is upon us and that the best bikini diet consists of five to seven mini-meals of egg whites on oatmeal. Judging by the articles that she links on Twitter, Heidi's only two news sources are MTV.com and INFO WARS. From the MTV links, readers learn about Heidi's hit reality show The Hills, about the accessories that she wore during her televised wedding and about the favorite apparel of her friends Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Yet from the Info Wars links, which she posts with equal intensity, readers are directed to articles that make conspiratorial claims about the apocalypse, gun control and terrorism. One recently linked article even claimed that the Obama administration was spiking public water sources “with gender-bending chemicals” to sterilize the population at large. This is a pretty unusual tweet for an A-List MTV starlet.

Heidi's worldview is a constant tug-of-war between her hardcore conservative Christian values and her Beverly Hills materialism. So, in an effort to better understand Heidi, I've taken various posts from her Twitter account and spliced them together. Here are the results: